A few weeks ago I wrote Runnymede, about my colonoscopy prep. Amusingly, I received far more expressions of support offline than I got online - I have shy fans! But it's all good.
I thought you'd like to know that I've received the formal report in the mail, and it includes a delightful phrase, which I hope is in your future too:
Almost poetry, isn't.
Go thou and do likewise.